Wednesday, April 14, 2010
So you want to be a Farmer...?
even after all the stuff I have written, there are those who apparently still think it is a good idea....Well, since everyone can't live in the country, I have decided to post ways to bring the country to your surroundings. After all, I think country living is 3/4 a state of mind anyway... Today we will start with overalls.
If you want to be a country/farm-chick,woman,gal,whatever, you really need a pair of overalls. Liberty overalls specifically. Oh I know, there are those who would recommend Key or (heaven forbid) GAP, but THE FARMER would never approve. Get yourself down to Southern States or somewhere and get authentic Liberty. There are so many advantages to wearing overalls...
First and foremost, they are VERY forgiving...you can weigh 300 pounds and no one will know...
Second...they are good for any and all outdoor or indoor activities...they are all kinds of comfortable...there is no waist constriction (important when eating) and the legs are so big and airy...good in any but the hottest weather.
Third...if you are wearing overalls people think you are very industrious...they just have a "work" look. You can put them on and sit in a porch swing sipping lemonade and people think you have been plowing the back 40 even if all you have done is eat bon bons and read Country Living Magazine.
I love my overalls. They can be worn for several days unless you are doing some really dirty work because they show no dirt for a long time. They are a must have for every farmer wannabe...please, get some...today...it is your first assignment on your way to becoming a farm......something...what should we call ourselves...? no clue... please....come up with something...chick? girl? gal? tart?